Silly SQL Stuff (and database jokes)

• A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
  Then a waitress walks up and says "Nice view".
  
• At what time do the SQL developers start work? Generally about three hours after they arrive in the morning.
  
•  Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer?
  A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t listening anyway.
  Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA?
  A: It doesn’t matter, the answer was no.
  
• DBA 1: "How many developers work at your office?"
  DBA 2: "Oh, about half of them!"
  
• There are two types of DBAs:
  1) DBAs that do backups
  2) DBAs that will do backups
  
• Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
  A: They sometimes drop the table.
  
•  SQL Table walks to a psychiatrist dr. Index
   Table: "Doctor, I have a problem"
   Dr: "what kind a problem?"
   Table: "I'm a mess. I have things all over the place, i always look for my stuff"
   Dr. "No problem. I will get you in order".
  
• He picked those two tables after performing a full scan of the other tables in the room.
  
• Q: When did God create the DBA ?
  A. The day before he had his rights revoked.